Somali Pirates Should be used for Target Practice

Why are we coddling these Somali pirates?  We should simply go in there w/ Navy seals and extract the hostage and kill all the pirates.  We could deny it since white house policy says it's ok to lie.  If we blow the pirate boats out of the water then they'll cease & desist.  

How much aide are we giving to Somalia?  I wonder how much helps support these pirates.

Never Buy a Toro Lawnmower

I just bought a LawnBoy mower for my yard.  I wish I'd done it years ago.  It started the first time every time.  I just put my old toros out on the curb.  They were both GTS (Guaranteed to Start) & never started on the first three tries on their best day.  I took em in to get tuned up & they were still a pain to start.  The only way I could get them to start was w/ carburator cleaner.  Toro should sell their crappy mowers w/ 2-3 cans of Gumount carb cleaner....